Simply Madness [Discontinued]

Chapter Four

~•Maddie•~

"So, are you going to tell me your guy's names or not?" This is definitely getting awkward. I started rocking back and forth on my heels, a habit I have.

"Well, I'm Masky," Tiff said pointing to himself, then he pointed to Steff, "that's Hoodie," then he pointed to Brit, "and that's Toby."

"I'm Jeff." Lipstick Panda said.

"Ben" said Mr. Elf.

"Laughing Jack, but you can call me LJ." The clown said.

"Ok, now that we're done with introductions. I need to know three more things. One, where will I be staying? Two, where are the bathrooms. And Three, where's the kitchen?" I asked, hungry and tired.

"You can stay in the guest bedroom which is on the second floor 4th door on the right. There is a connecting bathroom and walk in closet. I can show you the kitchen now, if you would like?" Ti-Masky seems very polite. He got up, and I followed him to the kitchen. "Dinner is at 6, but since it's only 2 you can help yourself. Also don't eat the waffles without Toby's permission, he's very," he paused, glancing at Toby, looking for the right word, " possessive of them, otherwise feel free to help yourself." Hmm, interesting. Well, I'm just gonna eat what I want 'cause I have no idea what a 'waffle' was, but can you blame me? I've barely been here for three months, all I know is what I learned from observing the humans.

I opened the fridge and looked around, I found something I actually knew before I came here. Kidneys. I knew that technically it would be cannibalism, but I was neither creepypasta or human and I doubt they even knew Wonderland existed before this. So I was perfectly fine.

I looked for something I could eat with it, and found some noodles and vegetables. So now I'm making that. I decided that to thank them for letting me stay I would cook for them. Plus I'm feeling less tired now. I figured that there were a lot of them so I was making a lot.

By the time I was finished it was almost about 4:30 so I set the table, yes I do know how to set a table, the White Queen taught me how. After I was finished I yelled, more like screeched, that dinner was ready.

Masky came in first. "Wow, I didn't know you could cook." Masky said as he came down.

"Yeah, I learned from from the White Queen when I lived with her." She was the one who taught me most of the things I now know.

"You mean like the White Queen from Alice in Wonderland?"

"Yeah, the blonde human who tried exposing us all." I didn't really like her.

"Well, I can introduce you to everyone else once they're all seated."

"Sure, thanks." With that we went to sit down. I sat near Masky since he was the only one I really knew.

~•Time Skip to When Everyone Was at the Table•~

Once everyone was situated, Masky stood up and introduced me.

"Everyone, this is Maddie. Slender brought her here," I guessed that Slender was Tree Man, but could you blame me? He looked like a tree wearing a suit, "she will be staying with us, please try to be nice to her." Masky finished.

"Is she the who cooked this?" The question came from who I assumed was a sibling of Jeff since she looked like a girl version of him without the smile.

"Are you some Jeff fangirl or what?" This one came from a guy wearing a black hoodie and blue mask.

"No, not that I know of at least. What is a fangirl? Is that some sort of animal?" What is this 'fangirl'?" They are really starting confusing.

"No, they aren't animals, they're basically people who obsess over us. I was just wondering since you have a smile like his."

"Oh, and technically his smile would be like mine since was born with it."

"What do you mean you were born with it?"

"I'm a cheshire and it's actually rare not to be born with it."

"You mean like Alice in Wonderland?" I banged my head on the table. I've hated that movie ever since I found out it existed. Yes it's true, but if people actually believed it Wonderland would fall into chaos and not the good kind.

"Yes, like Alice in Wonderland, now will people stop mentioning that blonde idiot who nearly exposed everyone." I said more as a statement than a question.

After that everyone began eating in an almost awkward silence. Until Ben spoke up.

"This is great what's in it?" I heard people hum in agreement.

"Well, there's noodles, some vegetables, a few spices I found and kidneys." Everyone except the guy with the blue mask practically spit out their food, I actually think the one guy started eating faster.

"Kidneys?!?" Everyone pretty much yelled at me.

"Um, yes, was I not allowed to use them?" I hope I was, I actually kinda enjoyed their company. It was entertaining.

"No it's not that it's just most of us aren't cannibals." Masky explained.

"Well, technically unless it's Creepypastas, or wonderlander meat none of us would be cannibals." I explained and it was true. Cannibalism is eating someone of the same species and from what Masky told me none of them are human.

Everyone stared at me as if they were contemplating what I just said when suddenly everyone fell to the floor holding their ears. I wonder if it was like a noise at a frequency only they could hear?

~•~

Sorry if this update took longer than the other two. I was visiting my grandmother in Ohio and couldn't write too much. I got home late yesterday and fell asleep before I thought to publish this. But now I can hopefully get back on whatever scheduled I might have had before.

~Lex