Oh My My, That Man

Hey Bitch

Patrick's POV

"Thank you and have a nice day!" I said as the guy took his money and left. I looked at the clock begging it to go faster. I wanted to get home. I was so excited about the wedding tomorrow.

"Hey bitch" I looked up from my paper work to find Ashley standing at the counter.

"Hey" I said.

"Come on, I talked to your boss, your coming with me." She said turning to leave like I didn't have a choice.

"Wait, where are we going?" I said following her.

"Its the day before your wedding, its a tradition."

"What?"

"Just follow me" she said as we climbed in her car. We drove all the way to my house.

"Come on" she climbed out and opened the door, it was dark so I switched on the light.

Standing in the room was Josh, Andy, Melanie, Lynn, and Mikey.

"Surprise!" They yelled as I walked in. I jumped.

"Jesus fuck you scared me!" I screamed.

"Woah, potty mouth." Said Josh.

"Now let's go gamble!" Said Lynn grabbing me by the arm and dragging me upstairs.

"Wait, I don't gamble" I said as they all followed me to my room.

"Don't worry, we all pitched in for a while for gambling money for you." Said Melanie grabbing a shirt for me to wear.

"You guys didn't need to do that" I grabbed the shirt and threw it on.

"Well yeah we did. plus we want to go out" mikey said giving me shoes and pants.

"Well okay" I put on the given clothes plus my fedora.

"Now let's go win some money whores" Ashley said running down the stairs.

We hauled ass into Lynn's car that was parked across the street. "I call shotgun!" I yelled as I ran to the passenger seat. I hopped into the seat and locked my door.

"Your like a child" Josh said smushing into the back seats. Once we all crowded into her car we were on our way.

"So, where's the honeymoon?" Melanie asked.

"Pete won't tell me" I replied.

"Thats romantic." Mikey said with a hint of jealousy and a flat expression and snobby voice.

"Why do you care?" Josh said.

"Well maybe I should be the one to go. I mean I did show him the time of his life. I don't even understand why I was invited to this after all. I mean I expected you to hate me pat."

I looked at him confused until it came to me. Mikey. Mikey was the guy who Pete cheated on me with. Oh hell no. He was not coming with.

"Lynn stop the car." I said angry. There was no way in hell that Mikey would be coming with.

"Okay?" Lynn said pulling over.

"Mikey get out."

"What?" He said confused.

"Why the hell did you even come?"

"Because I was invited and we are friends and you forgave me"

"I never ever forgave you. I never knew it was you. now get the fuck out of this car you can't come."

"Fine, didn't want to be here anyway." He said opening the door to climb out. "Oh and by the way, tell Pete if he ever gets bored of his 'housewife' then call me"

Hell no.

"GET THE FUCK OUT MIKEY" I yelled. I was over this. He needed to leave before I punched him.

He walked out back to his car and I finally settled down.

"Now let's go get wasted" I said.

"Well this is going to be interesting." Andy said laughing.