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Me: I'm back with a with a new one shot...Yay ^o^

Mello: -_-'

Me: What?

Mello: Nothing.

Me: Good for you.

Matt: Well hello my fan girls!! *screeches*

Mello: Just shut up Matt.

Matt: Awww...is Mello Jello?

Mello: What? *narrows eyebrows*

Matt: I know, your just jelly that I have so many fan girls but you don't.

Mello: Wanna bet, I've got more fangirls than you Matty.

Matt: you do not

Mello: I do

Matt: you do not

Mello: I do

Matt: you do not

Mello: I do

Matt: you do not

Me: Just Shut the hell up or I'm gonna throw all the chocolate stock and cigarettes outta the window.

Mello: Pffft...you can't do that..

Me: Yes I can, its my book young man. I can do anything. *lets out an evil laugh*

Mello: B***h

Me: Throwing was a bad idea *eats a chocolate*

Mello: My chocolate >D:

Matt: You deserved it *laughs hysterically*

Me: *takes the cigarettes and stomps on them*

Matt: Hell you!

Near: *holds his Teddy bear close* Your not gonna take Teddy away are you *teary eyes*

Me: No I won't

Near: Phew

Me: Not now...maybe later.

Near: D: No

Me: Now back to the topic

L: *eating cake*

Me: Cakeeee *snatches L's cake and starts eating it*

L: *staring at me*

Me: Ooooo strawberry *about to eat strawberry*

L: *kicks me on the face* Not my strawberry b***h

Me: *teary eyes*

L: *eats strawberry*

Near: No Alizu, don't cry...

Me: *starts crying*

Near: *sighs and gives me Teddy* Here

Me: Yaaaay *bites Ted's ear*

Near: Nooooo T~T Teddy

Matt: Too dramatic Near *rolls eyes*

Me: *throws Teddy and snatches Matt's video game*

Near: *picks Teddy and sits in a corner* I'm never gonna give you to anyone else from now on Teddy, I'm sorry. Your only mine *hugs Teddy*

Me: *bites Matt's video game*

Matt: Nooooooo ; - ;

Me: Whose over dramatic now

Matt: *pounces on me and takes back his video game* No one takes my video game.

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