Once Upon A Deathnote

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Me: Hey guysss.... OMK its been forever since I last updated , gosh I'm so sorry.

(I'm sorry for taking so long... I was just busy plus my dumb head had no ideas but I'm so glad for all the reads,votes and comments... This one shot is for u guys)

Mello : look who's back after God knows how long.

Me: Mello... are u blind ?... can't you see it's me *sarcastic tone*

Mello : *gets pissed instantly*

Me: Chill bro... I was just kidding... I missed you guys a lot.

Matt : We missed you a lot too :D

Everyone: *looks at Matt with a confused expression which says nope we didn't... Especially Light who's like why the hell is she here*

Matt : Uh... I m-mean...uh... I m-missed y-you.

Me : what?.... 0_0*Blush*

Matt : I m-mean you... You left the f-fangirl thing incomplete last time...y-yeah... That's what I meant ... I  was just wondering when I'm winning that bet with Mello... Yeah... That's it...haha *nervous laugh*

Me: *sighs* and I thought... Meh...never mind :/

Mello: Matt! What the figet spinner (You guys can kill me for this XD) why are you sluttering?... I've never heard you slutter before .

Matt : Mello... Don't change the topic... Your simply scared that you'll lose. *Nervous laugh*

Mello: No I'm not.

Matt: yes you are.

Mello: no I'm not.

Matt: yes you are.

Mello: just shut the hell up... Let's just ask Alizu about it.

Me : thanks Mells.  So the one with more fangirls isssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Matt: *praying it should be him*

Mello: *praying it should be him*

Light: *takes a potato chip and eats it* Oh boi.

Me: L... Just tell both of them who has more chances of winning.

Mello: But you freaking know who won.

Me: ssshhhh

Mello: does she think I'm in kindergarten?

Me: yes

Mello: what?

Me: whatever your thinking is right.

Mello : whatever.

Me: so...Lbae...please speak up.

L: well let's see... *Brings thumb to lower lip* My conclusion after seeing the craze of the fangirls... Mello has a 50 percent chance of winning and Matt again has fifty percent chance of winning.

Matt: D:

Mello: D:

Me: ok so the winner isssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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I will announce it after this one shot.. because if I announce it now someone's gonna die for sure ;P