Once Upon A Deathnote

Light x Reader

Me: Hiiii...and welcome back my readers.

Matt: How come your back?...Did you get the required votes?

Me: As a matter of fact,I did ^^
*grins*

Matt: Really?

Me: Yep!...Seems Mells has a lot of fan girls.

Matt: Nuuuh...I thought I was famous > D:

Me: You are Matty boy.

Matt: I know I am B-) *smirks*

Me: *sigh* Anyways lets just head out.
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Me: HOLY Broccoli...it is Kira.

Light: Who? Where?..Me?...no, I'm not Kira...you have mistaken...I'm only a high school student,I can't be Kira...I'm not Kira. *Huffs out of breath*

L: My suspicion has now rised up to 35%

Light: *glares at me*

Me: What,What did I do?!?!

Matt: *playing on his DS...again*

Me: *snatches his DS*

Matt: WTH?

Me: Entertain me,I'm bored.

Matt: What am I to do?

Me: I'm hungry.

Matt: So?

Me: Go get me some food.

Matt: Do you think I'm your butler?

Me: Are you going or I'll eat your stupid video game *Licks the game*

L: I assume she would really eat that.

Matt: Nuhhh!!!...my game...okay fine,I'll go get something.
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Matt: here.

Me: A snickers?

Matt: Yeah,cause when your hungry you turn into a video game eating monstrous freak.

Me: *eats it*

Matt: better?

Me: Better. But I'll still be a monstrous freak, not a video game eating one though. *gives Matt his Ds*

Matt: my love...*takes back the DS and wipes it to shine*

Me: *rolls eyes* Next time you call your Ds 'my love'...I'll burn it.

Matt: *gulps* your not jealous of my game are you?

Me: Where did you get the chocolate from?

Matt: but I was asking about...

Me: Ladies first, guys later.

Matt: Okay,I stole it from Mello's secret stash.

Me: Wow...What if Mello finds out?

Matt: He will kill me...but I don't think he will find out.

Me: I'm gonna tell him.

Matt: No

Me: yes

Matt: No

Me: yes

Matt: No

Me: Then say you like me.

Matt: No

Me: Okay I'll tell him later -_-

Matt: D:

Me: Oh my Kira,I forgot about my readers...stupid Matt