scream [a collection of rants by yours truly]

☽ HALLMARK MOVIES

okay so this might be a weird first rant but i'm watching a hallmark movie about and i have at least 12,000 problems with it so here we go.

first of all, every freaking person casted is perfect. every guy has nice hair, nice clothes and a great personality, while every girl has nice hair, nice clothes, and well, a great personality.

it's literally set in the freaking heavens above where flaws don't exist whatsoever.

and the ending is always perfect. it's like disney channel number two, because that's totally something we need. in fact, you don't even need to waste your time watching the damn movie because i can tell you the ending to every single hallmark movie ever right now; the girl ends up with the guy.

literally every plot to every single hallmark movie is the same with a few differences here and there. there is no originality whatsoever. it's just one big pile or cheese and sappiness poured into a movie that looks like it took $10 to make.

also, is it just me or do they use the same actors over and over and over again. don't get me wrong, i know it can be hard to find actors these days especially if your making a fucking hallmark movie that no one wants to be a part of but please, please hold auditions for some different people to play a part in your damn movie.

moral of the story, don't watch hallmark movies because they will rot your brain and fill your mind with false expectations.