The Dragon and The Princess

Chapter 21

•Lucy's POV•

Last night when I went to sleep, I thought I would wake up in the morning, snuggled up in Natsu's warm loving arms. I think a lot of things are going to happen, but that doesn't mean it's going to come true. I had a bit of a rude awakening. I was snuggling in Natsu's arms when I was woken up by the little pervert, Cana!

Cana had decided it would be a good idea to whisper things into my ears 'till I woke up, dirty things. I am not proud of what popped up in my head when she did this. Cana sure is a pervert. And do you want to know what's even worse? I started to mutter things in my sleep that I will never live down. Would you like a replay of this situation? I bet you would!

•Cana's POV•

I woke up to the feeling of something on my chest, it was probably Happy. I opened my eyes to see Igneel and Happy snuggling together, they looked so comfy. Wait, so what was on my chest? I looked down and saw it, it was some sort of small purple reptile about the length of my arm. It was sleeping happily on my chest, using me as a pillow. Great, I've become a Cana pillow. Maybe I should wake someone up with this thing, or leave it there for them to wake up to.

It was still dark outside, so I must have fallen asleep while looking up at the stars. I think I even cuddled with Happy and Igneel... weird. I must have been really drunk to cuddle with something other than my boozes. Usually when I wake up I have a huge hangover and I smell like booze, but now I smell like fish and smoke. I am way too sober right now, I need more drinks!

I gently put the weird purple crocodile down next to me and got up. Where did this thing even come from? Well I guess it's time to mess with people, let's start with Gray! I picked up the purple crocodile and tiptoed over to the stripper and his water queen. How cute, they were cuddling with each other. Well, kind of. It was more like Juvia laying on top of Gray, and Gray had his arms around her like she was a huge pillow. What's with people and animals making us women into pillows?

The crocodile started to stir in my arms, please don't let this thing wake up right now. I leaned down and lifted Gray's head up a little, I slid the crocodile under his head. I leaned back up and started to cackle silently. If you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a prankster. Now it's time to mess with Jellal and Erza. You know what, nevermind. Maybe it's best I leave them alone. I don't really feel like getting a beat up by the almighty Erza.

I think I'll just mess with her boyfriend. Jellal was a bit of an easy target, or so I thought. When I tried to walk over to Erza and Jellal, a sword appeared out of nowhere. Ever heard of sleep walking? Well I just found out Erza sleep fights. I could hear Erza mumbling things in her sleep that consisted of "I'll kill you!" or "I'll protect your eyebrows!" I guess I'll just steer clear from that couple.

Finally I spotted Wendy and Romeo. They are such cute kids, and they are even made for each other. I bet Wendy and Romeo don't think of it that way though, they look like 13 or 14. They probably have a little crush on each other, oh I remember those days! What shall I do to these kiddies, hmmm. I think I'll just tie their feet together, oh this will be good. After I finished tying, I decided to mess with metal face.

I think I'll leave Levy alone, just so I can see her expression in the morning. I silently tiptoed over to Gajeel. I need to be very quiet or else his stupid ears will pick up my footsteps. How should I mess with Gajeel? Is there a way to take out his piercings? Maybe that's just his face, who grows metal in their face? I think I'll just stick with the hairdo idea, he's going to look good with those pony tails. I pulled out a couple rubber bands from my coat pocket and started my master piece.

Here and there Gajeel would stir, but he would never wake. I got up quickly and stepped away from Gajeel and Levy, I can't wait for the morning! Now it's time to mess with Lucy! Lucy is so fun, she gets flustered easily. I wonder what would happen if I messed with her dreams. I guess I should try it out...