FML Stories Part 2

Yeah im probably not gonna delete these

So I went to school today, asked many of my Advanced classmates about their decision; them being confused, most of them writing their names (most being biased because they were questioning the logic of how ants were gonna win), and we have the current statistics :3

(If y'all can't see image)

Ants: 6 names
Humans: 13 names
'The left side'/ the rebellion Marie made up: 4 names

It's obvious who the winner was, but before the real war would start (and possibly end in 2021 when our class graduates), Angelina (FYI head of the ants) told me her.... 'Backstory' with the ants. Here it is in my words:

So, Angelina was raised by ants.

At the age of two, she was sleeping, when she accidentally squished her ant parents.

The children (who are all ants I would add) informed her, and cared for her ever since.

Along the way somewhere, ants saved her life when they offered her a cookie.

They taught her the ways of making authentic ant lemonade, them squeezing each lemon by beak(?), collecting water in leaf cups, and sweetening it with a 'secret ingredient'.

All of this happens before winter, so when they haul the lemonade, it spills everytime, and the ants are all sad.

Angelina told me this story on the bus, so when I got home I decided to text Jayla (head of the humans blah blah) the story. She read it, then decided to call off the war.

But 5 seconds later said the story wouldn't stop her from stomping on every ant hill she sees.

~fin~

P.S: blame Logan Johnstone if you see the eraser outlines of the names "Chuck Norris" and "Arnold Schwarzenegger", and Tiff for "Donald Trump".