Don't know if it counts but I'm disturbed.
Today, we had an assembly at school about behavior and whatnot as we're entering third quarter soon. At the end of it, my principle said and I don't quote among the lines of, "I am your daddy/ dad/ father here at school". My "brothers and sisters" looked disturbed and perturbed. FML?

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