Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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