Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, B*TCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML
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SPARTA IS BETTER THAN ATHENS
Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, B*TCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML