Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
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Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML