Been awhile, because I'm a lazy potato.
Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump in the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML
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