Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off the couch in disbelief, yelling "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

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Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off the couch in disbelief, yelling "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML