As much as he can be a right pain in the ass at times he is hilarious this is what he said about this Donatella Versace
"She looks like someone's kissed her and stuck, look looks like they pulled her lips with them" I couldn't stop laughing and here's how he describes some people who park stupidly
"Arseholes, just wankers probably some old woman or bloke" Yep my dad loves colourful language And this is my favourite to take the piss out of him for when he mixes his words up
"Shut up! The only person who can hear me is me" he was meant to say you instead of the first me.
And my personal favourite, stories
"One day Christopher was stacking the bales and the farmers wife comes down and asks 'have you seen the cat?' And Christopher (my dad's brother my uncle) said no and when they were taking the bales out they lifted one and there he was, the cat squashed And dead." I feel for the cat but he did kinda of go under a straw bale when they were stacking so it's his own fault
