SO I'M SAT EATING LUNCH AND I'M EATING SOME CHEESE, I ATE SOME FETA AND THAT WASN'T VERY SALTY BUT LAST TIME I HAD IT I THOUGHT I WAS EATING A POT OF SALT, SO I LOOKED AT THE HALOUMI AND SAW IT WAS STRONGER AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK ARE ASDA ON FETA IS SRONGER THAN HALOUMI" I CUT A SLICE AND ATE IT, "UGHHHHHH BLOODY SALTY!" SO I RAN UPSTAIRS AND GRABBED A BAG OF SKITTLES FROM MY STASH OF SWEETS AND MUNCHED THE LOT AND THEY WERE DEE LI CIOUS, THE SUGARRRRRRRRRRRRR RULESSSSSSSSSSSS! HEHEHE LOVES YA SKYLER LOVES YA STORMY HAHAHAHA
