EnthuZiasm's POV
"Johnny!" i yell, when i see him casually riding around on his segway in his front yard. "dude, where's your shirt"
"DON'T JUDGE ME ITS SUMMER" he fires, taking a sip of lemonade to calm him down.
"fine, fine, okay! anyways, Ky likes me." i cringe, making him spew his lemonade everywhere.
"i knowwww" i cry, dodging the burst of lemonade. "do you have any advice?"
"well, you can always try to go into hiding, or change your name and identity-"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!" a squeaky high pitched voice bellows, causing me to jump and clutch my heart.
"What?" Johnny says, raising an eyebrow, but kinda fails cuz johnny can't raise one eyebrow for gods sake. before johnny could do anything else, ky swings his fist into johnny's face, making the most awkwardest fighting noises ever. like wtf is happening right in front of me. but being that good friend, i just let them do their thing while ripping open a mini bag of marshmallows i found in my shorts and shoving them in my face. i really don't know how it stops them fighting, i just know it stops me from being hungry. after my appetite is satisfied, i jump on ky's back and strangle my arms around his neck cuz #yolo. ky stops trying to beat up johnny and walks backwards, trying to get me to fly off. i finally do, and i decide to screw life and forget this day even happened. but as i start to walk away from this situation, two voices call after me.
"Z... Wait!" they say in unision. facepalming, i turn around.
"what do you morons want." i yell.
"i don't like you anymore" ky says, an idiotic smirk on his face. i could see him glancing over at johnny, expecting him to say the same thing, but instead, johnny says something completely different.
"i love you can we go out on a date i like marshmallows too." he lets out quickly, all at once.
"wtf" i mutter, as ky gives johnny the evil eye.
"sure, i dont give an f anyways" i roll my eyes, walking away and chewing on more marshmallows.
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Life of the Swag
Humor*Lots of credit to @_lizxrd1301 because she is writing the story!!* Join Jack hemmings, (The leader that is very manly and loves the song breeze blocks by alt-j) Ky baldwin, (the childish one and the cutest one) James maslow (the one who loves hims...
