Goosebumps 3 [#Wattys2016]

Chapter 18

SLAPPY

I can't take this anymore! Stine can't keep me locked forever! And also Zach! They're both dummies, they're all dummies!

Or, is it the other way around?

It's hard to tell since I'm more human than them. In every way.

I just don't have the adult human height.

I tried crashing my way out of the small space I am locked in and perfectly failed.

I'm so good at failing!!! Wait...no! I never fail! The other monsters fail. Not me.

"Hello?! This dummy is bored!"I yelled. I heard a television turn on somewhere outside my prison, and it made me so jealous.

Then my phone beeped. "Oh."I smiled, checking it out.

From: Haunted Mask

Me bored. Pls txt back ASAP. Me need chatmate. Space so small. Stine can't afford big space. Not in budget. LOL:).

A text message! How nice!

IKR -.-

Send Message

I pressed 'send' and waited for the message to send. The signals so low!!!

The Haunted Mask replied so fast!

From: Haunted Mask

Wifi so slo!!! Cant open my Instagram/Twitter/Facebook!!! Gonna die if I dont post now!!!

I sneered. Yeah right. Talk about Wifi.

From: Haunted Mask

Heard u got ur eyebrows done.

EYEBROWS ON FLEEK!!!

She texted so fast. It took me maybe years to send one. They keypad system is so complex.

QWERTY keypad??? Oh please.

What Eyebrows on Fleek???

Send Message

I sent. What the H is Eyebrows On Fleek?!

From: Haunted Mask

U HAVENT HEARD OF IT?!!! OMGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ITS VIRAL IN THE INTERNET!!!

I shook my head. I don't know that.

What does IDK mean?

Send message

No seriously, what does IDK mean?

From: Haunted Mask

I dont know

I gasped. SHE DOESN'T KNOW!!!

OMGEE SO NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IDK MEANS???!!! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!!!

Send message

I rolled my eyes. No one knows what IDK means. I've asked everyone and they said they didn't know.

From: Haunted Mask

No srsly. IDK means I dont know. Ttyl g2g brb.

I placed my phone back in my pocket. So IDK means I Don't Know.

Makes sense.

HOW DUMB OF ME!!!

My phone beeped just in time when I was dying of so much boredom.

From: Invisible Boy

I have Hannah. I injure fat lady a lot SHE GONNA DIE!!!

Me setting u free l8ter after I eat lunch.

Oh yes...Invisible Boy shall get his revenge.

But don't get me wrong. It's still my story.

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PrimroseTheRose Aww sorry it's not Slappy. Nice guess tho.

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GET WITH THE LINGO.

VINE RULES.