Gandalf: *reading dares on wattpad* hahaha! Thats a good one!
Legolas and gimli: *arguing about something*
Legolas: no! I'm telling you, that wouldn't work!
Gimli: well, what if you had fire arrows? Huh?how about then!
Legolas: uugghh, I told you-
Gandalf: fools, calm down!
Legolas: *rolls eyes*
Gandalf: don't you give me that sass! Sit!
Legolas&gimli: *both drop to the ground, faster than you can say, fools*
Gandalf: not you! *points at Gimli*Gimli:remember meee!!!!
Gandalf: *walks off, gesturing for Gimli to follow*
Gimli:*gulps*
Gandalf: I have a dare for you...
Gimli: umm, go on...
Gandalf: its from princessalina321 she says...make fun of Legolas' hair!
Gimli: ummm, what if he like, shoots me with an arrow?
Gandalf: you will be missed
Gimli: well as nice as that sounds I'll pa-
Gandalf: its a dare! You shall not pass!
Gimli: aaarrrggg! Fine! (Stomps off)
(@ the battle of helms deep)
Legolas: (shooting orcs) ha! 21 already!
Gimli: not bad, girly!
Legolas:what's that supposed to mean?!
Gimli: you heard me! Your hair is so girly eowen though you were a girl! And eowen...well, eowen... you know how she is...
Legolas: (hits orc in the face and freezes) I thought we were friends!! (Runs off crying)
Aragorn: and you couldn't bring this up later?like I don't know... when we aren't busy fighting an orc army!!
Gimli:erm...I didn't think of that
Hey, Mellons hope you liked that! Thanks for reading and thanks to the amazing princessalina321 for the dare! Check out her books, there really awesome!
Bye Mellons!!!!!!