sweet, sweet, revenge!!!

80 7 3
                                    

Legolas: *checking texts* hmmm, whats this? Oh great, its from Gandalf. This can't be good.

(Text message)
Gandalf: Hey Legolas, hows the hair? No don't answer that. I don't really care. Anyhow, how would you like to get revenge on Aragorn? It is April 1st...

Legolas: hmmm, maybe...no, no, I couldn't do that to Aragorn.

Legolas' little shoulder devil: but you could...after all, he did dye your once perfect hair...

Legolas' little shoulder Angel: but he's your friend. Gandalf made him do it.

L.l.s.d:well, it was Aragorns own hands that did this...

L.l.s.a: you really shouldn't do that he didn't mean t-

Legolas: get outta here! Nobody invited you! I make my own decisions. And I don't need little people in dresses to tell me what to do!

L.l.s.d & l.l.s.a: ouch! Its not a dress its a-its a... *defeated*its a dress...

Legolas: hmm, I say I do prank Aragorn!

(Text message)
Legolas: what exactly did you have in mind?

Gandalf: @that_one_tolkienite dares you to dye Aragorns horse pink.

Legolas: done.

Legolas: its April fools too. The perfect cover. *Grabs paint. Sneakily goes to stables* aha!
*grabs Aragorns horse, and paints it pink. Paints, "APRIL FOOLS, SUCKER!!!!" On stable wall, and runs away*

(Later)

Aragorn: ahhh!!!! My horse!! Who did this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

He still doesn't know! Lol don't tell him. Shhh!! Hope you liked it,happy pranking, bye!!!

Lotr Ask and DareWhere stories live. Discover now