Lotr Ask and Dare

not the beard!!!

Legolas: *walking in mirkwood*

Tauriel: *swings out of tree and tackles him*

Legolas: Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!! Taste Steel foul beast!!! *reaches for sword whilst struggling*

Tauriel: geez dude, calm down!

Legolas: Tauriel? Get off me!

Tauriel: I can't.

*In Legolas' mind palace*

LLSA: maybe she likes you! Ah, young love...

LLSD: Yeah, hehe, maybe she likes you.

Legolas: okay, you just made it weird... *looks at LLSD*

LLSA: *tackles LLSD*

*out of Legolas' mind palace*

Tauriel: ...um...Legolas?

Legolas: huh?

Tauriel: umm...you zoned out and you were staring at me... *blushes*

Legolas: well, I don't know...sometimes its hard not to...

Tauriel: *slaps him* Legolas, snap out of it, Mellon.

Legolas: ouch! *mentally curses himself*  umm, why are you...holding me down?

Tauriel: umm...I'm waiting for someone...

Legolas: would that someone happen to be by any chance, a wizard?

Tauriel: *looks off into tree's* beautiful day, today...

Legolas: Tauriel, your stalling. Get off me. *try's to push her off*

Tauriel: please, legolas, he said if I didn't he would...

Legolas: he would what?

Tauriel: *sobs* take my hairbrush! *collapses on legolas*

Legolas: there, there. *hugs her*
*Mentally* score!

Gandalf: Erm...are you two...in the middle of something...?

Legolas: *moves Tauriel and gets up* your a real jerk you know.

Gandalf: I know.

Legolas: we both know why you wanted me.

Gandalf: yes. I have a dare!

Legolas: no, what you have, is issues.

Gandalf: LEGOLAS GREENLEAF, DO NOT SASS ME OR SO HELP YOU VALAR!!!!!!!!

Legolas: alright, alright, don't get your beard in a bunch.

Gandalf: actually...that is the dare...

Legolas: *mutters* this is going to be great.

Gandalf: you have a dare from... IsabelleEri01. She wants you to dye Gimli's beard pink.

Legolas: *sigh* I'm dead.

*later*

Gimli: *falls asleep under tree*

Legolas: *sneaks up and dyes beard* there. *giggles and runs away.

Gimli: *wakes up* huh...i should go see what Aragorn and Legolas are up to. *gets up and goes to see them in mirkwood*

Random people: *walk by and laugh*

Gimli: that's weird...

Thranduil: ...what.

Gimli: what?

Thranduil: I asked first.

Gimli: I'm here to see Legolas and Aragorn. Problem?

Thranduil: no, I suppose not. FYI that color is SO not you. Or...anyone else's. *walks off*

Gimli: color? *looks in mirror* WHAT?!

Gandalf: *jumps out of nowhere laughing maniacally*

Gimli: ... *awkward sidestep*

Well, hope you liked it IsabelleEri01, as well as everyone else. Bye!