Lotr Ask and Dare

elk...

Gandalf: *reading dares* oh, yes, that is a good one indeed!

Pippin: oh, hello Gandalf, what are you doing on this fine morning?

Gandalf: reading dares, now what do you want, fool?

Pippin: Nothing, I'm just saying hi!

Gandalf: well, you've said it so, be gone with you fool!

Pippin: *walking away* oh, my gondor! He can be so, rude at times!

Legolas: *walks over* hi Gandalf!

Gandalf:(smiles evilly) I have a dare!!!

Legolas:nooooo!!!! *Try's to run*

Gandalf:*grabs his cloak* nope, your not going anywhere!

Legolas: fine, whats the dare?

Gandalf:*laughs maniacally* kill...Thranduil's...elk!!!!!!!!!

Legolas: vedo?

Gandalf:no! Now go kill your fathers pride and joy!

Legolas: I'm his pride and joy!!

Gandalf: sure...of course you are young leaf...you just keep thinking that...

Legolas: Uugghh!*walks off*

*in the forest*

Legolas: what am I gonna do? What am i gonna do?

Tauriel: *walks up and raises an eyebrow* you ok Mellon?

Legolas: no! I got dared to kill my ada's elk!

Tauriel: you know I've accidentally killed that thing like, three times, right?

Legolas:what!? How?

Tauriel: stray arrows...

Legolas: then how is he right there? *Points to elk in stables*

Tauriel: cuz' bard has a secret stash of moose just like Thranduils

Legolas: bard? How did you get bard to give them to you?

Tauriel: eh, he owes us one for saving lake town from the orc attack...

Legolas: oh...

Tauriel: go shoot it!

Legolas: *gulps, grabs elk and Leeds it into the forest, near lake town* okay...*shakily draws arrow...shoots elk and cringes*

Tauriel:*comes back with new elk* see! Good as new!

Legolas: Okay, I guess so...

*back in mirkwood*

Thranduil: were have you been with my elk?!

Legolas:*goes pale*umm...I-i took him...for...a walk! Yes, a walk!

Thranduil: this seems awfully suspicious...

Legolas: nothing suspicious here!

tauriel: I was with him the whole time!

Thranduil: that is what worries me...you too always get into trouble when your together...with all your dangerous stunts and pranks you do...like that time in Rivendell...you scared lindir so, much, he almost, jumped off the balcony...

Legolas: *nervous laugh* well, we haven't been making people jump off balconies, lately so, you have nothing to worry about! *Hands Thranduil the lead rope*

Thranduil: okay then...*walks away*

Gandalf: *jumps from behind a Bush, laughing maniacally*

Tauriel & Legolas: *awkward side step*

****************************** À (hi), Mellon's!! Sorry, it took me so long to update, I was grounded, because of an incident in Rivendell...it had to do with some cooking oil, a marble floor, lindir, and Lord elrond...long story short, we poured clear, cooking oil on the floor, and yelled for Lord elrond, that someone was hurt in the dining hall, and lindir and Lord elrond both came rushing in and slipped...which, for me and Tauriel, ment grounding for three weeks... anyways thanks for reading, and I guess sorta-kinda thanks to @OblongManatee for the dare? Idk I ended up getting out ok, unless my ADA reads this...then we'll have trouble...well anyways, bye!