Lotr Ask and Dare

ada before coffee...

Gandalf: (reading dare)I love wattpad, so much! It gives me an excuse to be mean to people! Sweet valar! How do you guys come up with these?! That one might be the best so far...

Legolas: (walking in woods. See's Gandalf maniacaly shouting at the empty forest with elftop in hand. Try's to sneak away*

Gandalf:*without even looking* aha! Legolas! Just the elf I wanted to see!

Legolas: *runs* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!

Gandalf: *trips him* really? You should know by now running is useless...but I have-

Legolas: *dusting himself off* a dare. Blah, blah, blah! Just get on with it!

Gandalf: *death stare* what have I told you- so many times before-about sass?

Legolas: (nervously tugs tunic collar) W-well i-i-i y-you...sorry...*gulps*

Gandalf: good! Now open those elf ears of yours! CheezitMaster28 dares you to take a picture of your "ada" early in the morning before he has time to brush his hair and stuff, and put it everywhere! *maniacal laugh*

Legolas: why do you say "ada" like that?

Gandalf: ...no...reason...

Legolas: Whatever, I don't know whats up with you...

Gandalf: *hits Legolas with staff* sass! What have i told you about the sass?!

Legolas: ow! *Rubs head* *walks away*
:In mirkwood early the next day:

Legolas: *grabs camera and walks to dining hall* hey ada!

Thranduil:*waves* á(hi)...

Legolas: *pulls out camera*

Thranduil: what are you doing?

Legolas: erm...looking at some, pictures that tauriel, and I, got...

Thranduil: hmm, okay then...*proceeds to drink coffee*

Legolas: hey ada? Want to hear a joke?

Thranduil: sure!

Legolas:Okay. knock knock!

Thranduil: who's there?

Legolas: Isabel...

Thranduil:Isabel who?

Legolas: Isabell working? I guess I'll have to knock!

Thranduil: *laughs WAY too hard*
Legolas:*sneakily takes picture, without Thranduil noticing*

Thranduil *still laughing*

Legolas: err...ada...it wasn't THAT funny...Nevermind...bye...*awkward sidestep*

(Later)

Thorin: guess what I found!

Thranduil: what? A life? No? Okay then!

Thorin: *death stare* you think I don't have a life? Well I do! And I also have something else *smirks*

Thranduil: and what would that be?

Thorin: a little picture...that can make me laugh everyday... *holds up pic of Thranduil*

Thranduil: *stares*...

Thorin: *smirks* well?

Thranduil: it is the last time I let Legolas use his camera at breakfast!

Gandalf: *jumps out of a tree, laughing maniacally*

Thorin&Thranduil: *awkward sidestep*

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Hey guys!! Hope you like this one! I'd like to give a special thanks to (drumroll please) @cheeseitmaster28 for the dare!! And also @princessalina321 for telling Me there's actually a pic (see media) of that. Thanks for reading novier (farewell) for now!