I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I'm looking for treasure, can I look round your chest.
Do you need a napkin because you look dirty.
The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
Did you just fart because you blew me away.
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200 Bad pick up lines
RandomEver wanted to know how to NOT pick someone up? Well then this is the ideal book for you! Sorry if I repeat, I can't remember posts from over 2 years ago lol