I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
You must be fresh from the oven, because you are hot.
Sorry for being cross eyed, I just wanted to see you twice.
You're so hot, I could roast my meat on you.
I'm no cigarette, but you can light me up anytime.
YOU ARE READING
200 Bad pick up lines
RandomEver wanted to know how to NOT pick someone up? Well then this is the ideal book for you! Sorry if I repeat, I can't remember posts from over 2 years ago lol
