If we were at a meat market, you'd be a prime rib.
Do you work at dick's? Cause you are sporting the goods.
If I am vinegar, then that must make you baking soda, cause you make me feel all bubbly inside.
Sorry for following you, but I was told to follow my dreams.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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200 Bad pick up lines
RandomEver wanted to know how to NOT pick someone up? Well then this is the ideal book for you! Sorry if I repeat, I can't remember posts from over 2 years ago lol