#186 - #190

291 9 0
                                    

If we were at a meat market, you'd be a prime rib.

Do you work at dick's? Cause you are sporting the goods.

If I am vinegar, then that must make you baking soda, cause you make me feel all bubbly inside.

Sorry for following you, but I was told to follow my dreams.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

200 Bad pick up linesWhere stories live. Discover now