Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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200 Bad pick up lines
RandomEver wanted to know how to NOT pick someone up? Well then this is the ideal book for you! Sorry if I repeat, I can't remember posts from over 2 years ago lol