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If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

Are You Luke? Cause I'm Your Daddy

If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.

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