If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Are You Luke? Cause I'm Your Daddy
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
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200 Bad pick up lines
AcakEver wanted to know how to NOT pick someone up? Well then this is the ideal book for you! Sorry if I repeat, I can't remember posts from over 2 years ago lol