There must be something wrong with my eyes as I can't seem to get them off you.
Girl, your ass is bigger than my future.
Wanna Scrooge?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I'm like a Christmas present—you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
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200 Bad pick up lines
RandomEver wanted to know how to NOT pick someone up? Well then this is the ideal book for you! Sorry if I repeat, I can't remember posts from over 2 years ago lol
