I'd really like to poke-her-hontas.
Things are much better down where it's wetter.
I can make any fairy moan... All I have to do is tink'er'bell.
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
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200 Bad pick up lines
RandomEver wanted to know how to NOT pick someone up? Well then this is the ideal book for you! Sorry if I repeat, I can't remember posts from over 2 years ago lol
