Anime One-Shots! (Hiatus)

Sexy, Naughty, B*tchy (or) Black & White

One-Shot #1-Sai

"Isane!" Sai yelled out into the streets of Konoha. "Isane!!"

You flattened yourself against the walls of an alley, not wanting to get caught by Sai.

"Where are you!?! Isane!!!"

Once he passed you, you breathed out in relief. You see, you took some of Sai's drawings with out his permission and he, apparently, got mad and chased after you. You hid and didn't want to get caught. You were the best hider in Konoha, so you had an advantage. You were also the best on other things too...You were known around Konoha as a sort of tease to the boys, bitchy to the girls and naughty also. But good friends like Sakura, Hinata, Tenten and Ino, stood by your side and putted up with you. You were lucky enough to have friends like them.

"Isane."

You jumped up almost out of your ninja shoes when you heard Sai's sudden voice behind you. You turned around.

"Oh, S-sai-kun!" You said trying to act innocent, but that wasn't your strong suite. "W-what are you doing here?"

"Isane. My drawings." He placed his hand in front of him and you sighed.

"Alright Sai-kun." You then started to unzip you shirt.

"Uh, what are you doing, Isane-chan...?!" Sai said taking a step back.

You looked up at him. "What am I doing? I'm getting your drawings. I stuffed them under my shirt, have a problem?"

You saw him cover his face to hid the blushing, but you knew what to do.

"Oh Sai-kuuunn~" You pulled you shirt a little more down to where he could almost about see your breast when you stuck you tongue out at him and poofed away.

"Such an easy tease." You snickered to yourself as you headed to your secret place.

Your secret place was fairly hidden with all the branches and leaves though you could always see a tinted area of brighter green and pale yellow. It was a tree base for when there was still the Great Ninja War happening, but since it's time of peace you used it as your secret place. It was forgotten and you liked the peace and view it gave.

You reached behind you and pulled out Sai's drawings from your back pouch. "Now, where are those coloring pencils?" You placed the drawings on the ground and started to look for them.

You found them and started to color the drawings. After coloring 4 or 5 of Sai's drawings, you heard his voice.

"Isane!"

"Crap, he's here...!" You told yourself as you headed to the look out window and spotted him. You smiled. "He'll never find me."

"Oh really?"

"HOLY SH-!!" You jerked forward and hit your forehead on the wall. "Ow..."

You turned around once the pain was gone. "Sai, how'd-"

"I can see your little hide out and I know you always go here to get away from things." He said to you.

You were stunned. Had he been following you? Well, either way Sai was picking up his drawings.

"You colored on my drawings?" He held up on of the drawings you colored.

"Yeah, is there a problem?" You turned your head with a sneer.

"Why would you do that?"

"Because, every time I see you draw, your drawings are always in black and white. I wanted to add color so that they won't be boring. Art is suppose to be expressive right? Well, what good is expressive when it's all in black and white?" You explained.

There was a silence and you saw Sai look at his drawings that you colored. You looked at him, his almost white skin mixed with his black outfit made him look almost like one of his drawings itself. The only splash of color he had was the red straps on his shirt. You looked away from him when he turned his head towards you.

"You coloring is off by a long shot." He said blankly.

You clenched your fist after he said that. You wanted to punch him!

"Well sorry!" You yelled. "I'm not artistic like you!!"

You turned on your hells so that your back was facing him and huffed as you folded your arms across your chest.

"I can help you. If you want." You heard him say.

"Really?!" You turned around with a smile, but then jerked back. Sai was now right in front of you. 'Damn, he needs a bell!'

"Yes, but I want something in return." He leaned forward and you bended back a little.

"And that is...?" You said tinting red.

Sai grabbed your hand and pinned you to the wall.

"H-hey!" You glared at him. "That kind of hurt you bastard! Just tell me what the hell you want and give me the lessons!!"

He smirked and leaned in on your face. He was so close that you could feel his hot breath on your skin.

"I think you'll know what I want in a few seconds." He said to your ear in an almost seductive kind of tone.

Your eyes widened. "W-wait, Sai! Stop!! This is rape, Sai!!! Sai!!!! SAAAAIII~!!!!!"

Somewhere else in Konoha

Sakura placed her cup down and sat next to Hinata.

"I wondered where Isane-chan went." She said looking up into the sky.

"I-I'm not sure." Hinata said in her timid tone.

All of a sudden Hinata and Sakura heard a sound and turned their heads towards the woods.

"What the heck was that?" Sakura stood.

"I d-don't know." Hinata looked at Sakura.

Sakura stood for a moment and then sat back down. "It's probably nothing."

Hinata agreed and both the girls went back to talking and drinking tea.

Back in the secret place

You shot opened your eyes and sat up.

"What the heck happened?" You rubbed your head and looked out the window of your secret place. "Was it a dream? Probably was."

You then heard a grumble and looked down next to you. There slept Sai. Naked.

'SHIT! It wasn't a dream!!' You pulled the covers close to you. 'This is bad!!'

Sai rolled over and you noticed something about him. He looked good looking, no, scratch that. Hot? No, that's not it. Sexy. That's the word. You never knew how sexy he looked, then again, you never knew he was naughty enough to do THAT to you. You wondered if he was bitchy too. Maybe, how almost everyone seems to hate him, he's probably bitchy too. You ran your fingers through his hair and smiled.

'Maybe he's not as black and white as his drawings are.' You thought. 'Maybe he does have some colors.'

You leaned down and kissed him on the forehead. Then a thought slipped into your head. How the hell does he know how to do those things to you that made you putty in his hands?! You clenched the sides of your head. If he learned THOSE THINGS from a book then it was a pretty damn good book.

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Reason for two titles is because I couldn't decide on which one to choose. This one-shot was inspired by a vid I watched...and then I realized that the one-shot didn't go so well with the first title so yeah....