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Deadpool x yandere!reader

Ruff definition of Yandere- someone who is obsessed with another person. Like I'm-going-to-kill-anyone-who-looks-at-you obsessed.
Setting: It is Christmas, and a certain someone is feeling the love. (Wink wink)
This is very bad, I regret making this. There is no real plot or backstory or anything.
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     You have been obsessed with Deadpool as long as you can remember. Your whole bedroom was black and red, and you couldn't get enough of the mercenary. He was just so dreamy.

You needed to love him. You have to find him. He is yours, and yours only.

"I'm coming, honey," you whispered one day. You were searching the web for any sign to Deadpools current whereabouts.

It was Christmas Eve, and he was going to be your Christmas present. Quickly, you checked his twitter. He had updated a few moments ago.

@Deadpool
Hanging with Iron {redacted}, Cap, Spidey, and Bats for X-mas.

You grinned as you realized he left the location on. You grabbed a pair of handcuffs, and made your way to your soon-to-be hubby.

Don't ask how you got there.

When you were standing outside of the decent sized apartment, you knocked as loud as you can. Captain America opened the door slowly.

"Hey," he said cautiously. You sniffed the air pretending you could smell Deadpool. Because in your mind, you could.

"Is Deadpool here?" You asked. You didn't let him answer as you pushed him aside and walked in. You saw Tony Stark, Spider-man, and some other dude in a dark suit.

He's not part of the Marvel Universe, so you don't know who Batman is.

Your eyes landed on the beautiful man in a skin tight red and black suit. You grinned before running towards him. He didn't react fast enough, and you cuffed him to yourself.

"I'm here!" You cried out as you hugged him with your un-cuffed hand.

"Woah!" He said loudly. He hugged you back lightly before pushing you away.

"Who are you? Why did you handcuff me?" He asked. You were overcome with love at his silky voice.

"Marry me!"

You grabbed his shoulders and smashed your lips to his mask. You wrapped yourself around him and sighed happily.

"Umm," Tony Stark said. You pulled away from his mask and blushed madly.

"What just happened?" Spider-man questioned.

You gazed at Deadpool and traced his mask. You were so happy. You got what you want for Christmas.

"I think I have a fan," Deadpool said jokingly.

He stood up and pulled you up with him. You hugged his side but he didn't do the same. He raised his hand-cuffed hand into the air, and you nearly were pulled up.

"I love you," you said to Deadpool dreamily.

"How did she even get in here?" Tony Stark asked.

Steve Rodgers blushed deeply.

"I, um. She caught me off guard, okay?" He said while looking at the ground.

Deadpool shrugged. He reached behind him and fished a katana.

"What are you doing, bunny bun?" You asked. You tugged at his arm.

"Are you okay? Please be okay! Wait, what are you-"

You were cut off as his sword pierced your stomach. Everyone gasped. You smiled as you clutched the sword.

"I still love you," you said.

Blood oozed out of your wound. He ripped the sword out and red gushed everywhere.

"Kiss me, please..." Your eyes dropped as you felt tired. You just wanted a kiss. He lifted up his mask, and pressed his scarred lips to yours. The kiss of death.

As your hearing started to fade, you heard Deadpool taking.

"Who wants to take out the trash?"
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Theme songs: Flicka da Wrist _ Pump it _ Jealous

That was so trashy! I've never written something so... Like that. It wasn't serious at all. I mean, anything with the word Yandere isn't serious.

So my first Yandere, way more to come. All Yandere one-shots will not be taken serious. Most will end up with you dying!

Remember, requests are open. Without them, I'm probably only going to write YJ and Deadpool.

Comments and likes are welcomed.

Checked and reviewed on 1-19-16

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