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My 7th Deadpol one-shot! This idea come from an episode of Saving Grace. I've never actually seen any of that series, (all those Doctor shows are pretty boring) but I saw the beginning of a random episode.

I just love this one shot so much, it makes me feel so happy! This is probably my favorite one yet. I guess it gets pretty cheesy at the end, so beware!

Btw, I saw this cool Thunderbird the other day. ^ I think I want that as my first car. I mean, if I don't get a Camaro. 😉

Checked and reviewed on June 28th, 2016. 11:36 PM

🎅🏼HO🙋🏼HO👯HO

The humidity was the thing that woke you. The sweat accumulated on your body until you finally woke up. Sitting up, you let out a groan.

"Why..."

After taking a shower, and getting halfway dressed, you made your way into the kitchen (which was connected to your living room) to get a drink of your choice. Now, you weren't the brightest bulb in the box, and you didn't notice that the fans which were previously off were on.

"Good morning," a groggy voice said.

You spun around and choked at the sight of a nearly naked man on your couch. He had a small pillow on his parts and a ice pack on his forehead and eyes. Thank god he was wearing shorts, though.

"Who are you!" You yelled at him. He shrugged and started to sit up. The ice pack fell to his lap.

"Jeez, you don't have to yell (Y/N)," he says. His brown eyes meet yours and you finally make a connection.

"Wade?"

He smiles.

"The one and only!"

It was odd, you've known Wade for almost a year now, and you've grown to be such great friends, yet he's never taken off his suit before. So this was the first time you've seen him without the DP suit on.

After a moment of silence, you start to notice a few things. Like, for one, you didn't have any pants on. Two, Wade didn't have any pants on. Three, holy crap he was ripped. And four, why did he looked so messed up and yet so yummy at the same time?

After you sat next to him on the couch, and covered yourself with a pillow, (because it was still way too hot to put on pants or cover yourself with a blanket), your eyes started to travel down his body.

"Like what you see?" He said in that alluring voice of his. You blushed and looked away.

"So, what happened?"

"I got {redacted} over," he said without any emotion in his voice.

"I'm sorry," you said softly. You turned to him and gently placed a hand on his thigh. "I really am."

He looked down at your hand.

"If I'da known that if I showed up at your house practically naked that you would get touchy with me, I would've done it sooner," he joked with a grin.

You ripped your arm away, while frowning. Although you enjoyed Wade's company, sometimes he got a little too flirty for you to enjoy. He knew this, and tried to tone it down, but he truly liked you. It was hard for him not to try to get closer to you.

He snorted.

"I'm just kidding, (Y/N)." He patted your shoulder.