Tame Me: Prucan

Sixteen

"Ahhhh! Sacrée bleu! Are you trying to burn zhe 'ouse down?! Get zhe 'ell out of mon kitchen!"
That was what Matthew woke up to the next afternoon. Not silence. Arguing.
He should have known that things wouldn't change between his dad's.
"Maybe I wouldn't have to if SOMEBODY would wake up and make us breakfast."
"I was up until six in zhe morning!"
"So was I!"
"COULD YOU TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"GO BACK TO BED, ALFRED!" Francis and Arthur yelled in sync.
Alfred?
Haha. That idiot was still fast asleep. It was Matthew who had done the yelling.
Might as well make the most of this.
"IT'S PRETTY HARD TO SLEEP WHEN YOUR DICK GETS HARD EVERY TIME YOU THINK ABOUT PROCESSED CHEESE MELTING ON A HOT PATTY!!!"
"If that isn't a euphemism for something we're taking you to a psychiatrist!"
"Can you at least take me to a psyGUYatrist. I wanna try to seduce him."
"ALFRED FRANCIS JONES YOU ARE SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD I AM NOT LETTING YOU FUCK A PSYCHIATRIST!"
"IM RUNNING AWAY!"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT THIS INSTANT YOU SICK FUCK!"
"STOP SWEARING IN FRONT OF MON PETITE MATTHIEU! 'E 'AS VIRGIN EARS!"
"Papa! I'm twelve. My ears are even more virgin!" Peter called from the next room. "And that was Matthew yelling, not Alfred!"
Aw shit.
"MATTHIEU!"
Matthew heard footsteps stomping up the stairs in French. He knew he was in huge trouble but he just didn't care. He burst into laughter just as his papa burst through the door, Arthur following close behind.
Francis swatted Matthew with the newspaper he stole out of Arthur's hands. The Canadian only continued to choke his guts up.
Francis chuckled to himself, while Arthur rolled his eyes. "Jesus, Francis, control your child."
"But 'e is so cute!"
"I hurt." Matthew clutched his stomach.
"Matthieu, you never told me 'ow your trip was!"
"Can I...can I tell you alone?"
"OUI! ARZHUR STAY OUT OF OUR ROOM FOR A WHILE. MATTHIEU AND I ARE GOING TO 'AVE GIRL TIME."
"Can I join?" Peter nervously peeked around the corner of the doorframe.
"But Matthieu wanted-"
"No. He can join. I don't mind."
"Heck yes!" Peter cheered. The three made their way to Francis and Arthur's room, lying down on their bellies in the middle of the floor. Francis tugged a box of German chocolates out from his secret stash under his bed along with a bottle of wine that he only gave the boys a small amount of.
"Soooooo~ Who is zhis boyfriend of yours?"
"His name is Gilbert...he's albino and ripped and German...."
"Ah~ a foreigner~" Francis gave Mattie a high five.
"And he's also a Selkie." Peter added, receiving a glare from his older bro.
"What's zhat?"
"Basically...a mythical creature that's part seal." No use lying about it.
"MATTHIEU! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE A FURRY!"
"I'm not! It's not like we did it when he was in seal form or anything..."
"YOU DID IT!"
"Oui."
"Omigod who topped?"
"I did..."
"Atta boy!" Francis slapped his hand onto Matthew's shoulder.
"Um..." Peter was bright red. One day child. One day this will be you.
"Was it good?"
"Better than last time."
Francis squealed and threw a chocolate at Matthew excitedly. "When can I meet him?"
"I don't know...probably not for a long time...but if we went to visit Alister for Christmas maybe..."
"Zhis is 'appening. I'm going to talk to your fazher right after zhis."
"Thanks papa."
The three chatted for a few more hours on the bedroom floor. They filled each other in on everything.
When they eventually got downstairs it was to find Alfred on the phone looking slightly irritated.
"Who're you talking to?"
"Your boy toy."
"Gil! Gimme the phone! Gimme gimme gimme!"
"Nope. I'm screening him first."
"Alllllllfred!"
"Ten more minutes."
"Fine." Matthew plopped down onto the couch grouchily.
The wait begins....

I have to end it there because my Neko atsume cats need feeding okay bye.
-Shick