The New Whisker

Crazy

Dan's P.O.V.
One month later
"Amelia, no stop levitating my controller!" Amelia laughs and lets it fall to the ground. One month has passed me and Phil now have our routine with her. But that can be interrupted if Amelia starts to make random objects float. I grab my controller and put it on the couch.
"How many times Amelia?" I shake my head and Phil comes into the room.
"Is she using her powers again?" Phil picks her up and starts to rub her back.
"Telekinesis, Phil, and yes she is." Amelia starts crying. She is normally a calm baby but sometimes she starts to cry inexplicably.
"Don't cry Amy, cmon let's go watch a movie, like Monsters Inc." Phil takes her away and put on the movie. Monster's Inc is Amelia's favorite movie. She watches it non stop. Her other favorite movie is Peter Pan.
I sigh and continue to edit a new video we're posting of Dil.

I close my eyes, after finally finishing editing the video and go to Phil's bedroom. I step inside and see Amelia, asleep on her little nest, the movie still playing. Phil is on the computer, watching the first video with Amelia in it. People went crazy about us adopting a kid. This is our most viewed video. Phil looks up from his computer and gives a sheepish smile. He pauses the video and looks over at Amelia.
"How fast?" I ask as I sit on Phil's bed. He shakes his head.
"3 minutes, new record." I laugh and watch her sleep. She's so tiny. She's my tiny vampire. She may not even know what she is.
"Phil?" I keep my eyes on her.
"Hmm?" He says, concentrated on the video. On Phil's bed, is the Amazing Book Is Not On Fire. I look at it for a second.
"How are we going to go on tour?" Phil takes of his glasses, and closes his computer.
"She can stay with my mum" I shake my head. Amelia is perfect, from our eyes, but we don't know how people react if they found out that two idiots are raising a baby vampire. Why would her mother give her up? Didn't she know her baby was a vampire? Was she scared? Ugh. All these questions flood me at once. I shake my head in disbelief.
"We can't do that, how would your mum react if she saw Amelia levitating a spoon?"
"You're right, then I don't know we bring her with us, and just block her powers for a while?" Block her powers? How can we do that?
"Block her powers?" I ask as Phil re opens his laptop. He turns it around and in the screen is a webpage.
"It's called, Vampire. It shows you all you need to know." I shake my head once more. How can there be people who write about this?
"Really?" I say sarcastically "omg..." I say in a sigh. Phil nods excitedly.
"It does work! I swear! Look I've tried a bunch of tricks on Amy!" Phil pointed at the white letters. How to calm a baby vampire. How to make vampires look human. Changing eye color: what does it mean. Phil is smiling. I can't help but let out a chuckle.
"Alright then, what can we do?" Phil's expression becomes serious. I turn to see Amelia sleeping. She doesn't even know that she has a hard life ahead of her.
"See here, it says making her eat a bit of garlic should do the trick. Should keep her normal for about a week, but if we want to go crazy with power! We can give her one small garlic bread, so she can stay boring and human for two weeks." That made sense. Me and Phil had been real careful, not feeding her garlic. The one time we did, she lost her powers for a day, and was crying all the time. I vowed that I would never do that again. But my vow now has to be broken.
"Fine ok, but we're only going for a week, I can't stand being away too long." Phil nods and resumes watching the video.

Phil's P.O.V.
I finish watching Amy in front of the camera for the first time. She is still asleep on the nest of dreams -as I call it. Dan had gone to the kitchen to make some food. The movie was just finishing.
"Kitten!" I smile, as that is my favorite line from the movie. I can often relate a lot to the movie. Not that Dan and me are monsters, but the concept of a tiny girl, with two monsters is really great. She also enjoys watching My Neighbor Totoro. Sometimes I call her Toto. She often laughs and then grabs my nose, maybe she has a nose fetish, no that'd be really weird. Then again she is our daughter. Amy wakes up, and looks pretty confused.
"Kitty!" Bloody hell. She said her first word! And it's kitty!
"Dan! Amy said her first word!" I hear some things fall on the ground and a curse word. Dan runs inside and look at Amy.
"Kitty!" She says again. Dan chuckles and walks towards her. He picks her up and laughs. "Kitty!" Amy grabs Dan's nose. She laughs and points at me. "Kitty" I chuckle and stand up.
"Yeah we're kitty!" Dan kisses her forehead and puts her back on the ground.
"We're doing pretty good." Dan leaves with a smile. Then I hear a curse word again. I pick her up and she garbs my nose.
"Oi, stop it" I say in a chuckle. She's so imperfectly perfect.