Kurba D' Converter: A BuernRylle Love Story?

Gandang Gabi Buern!

Karylle:

.. Hindi naman sa pagyayabang pero dalawa na ang nacoconvert ko  

Vice:

..ah so ako na yung pangatlo, ganoon?   

Bigla akong napaisip sa revelation ni Karylle. Could it be true? Could she really have that power to make gay men like me, question their sexuality?   

Ano kaya nangyari dun sa dalawang naconvert nya? Tuluyan na kaya silang nagbalik loob or did they just quickly wake up from this dream?  

Archie: In fairness huh, ang lakas ng Chemistry ni Mudra at ni Kurba!   

Archie's comment pulled me out of my thoughts. Pinagmasdan ko sila Vice at K sa monitor.    Archie was right, they do look good together. It was amusing to see Vice getting speechless most of the time. And THAT'S A RARITY! I only see him this way sa tuwing nagpapacute sya sa isang boylet or kasama nya jowa nya. Totoo ba to? Kinikilig ba si Ateng?   

Napatigil ako sa mga iniisip ko when Karylle took off her leather jacket. God, ang sexy pala ng black dress nya underneath. It showed off all her right curves. Her perfectly-sized breasts, her curvaceous waist, her beautiful round behind. She is so hot!!   And speaking of hot, I am starting to feel this strange sensation behind my ears and in my gut. And unfortunately, hindi lang ako ang naka-notice. 

Archie:

Hoy Ateng! Bakit namumula ka? Ok ka lang?    

Buern:

Ha? Ah eh... Naiinitan kasi ako eh.  

Archie:

Huwattt??? Ikaw lang yata ang naiinitan sa todo aircon na to.. Lahat ng tao dito balot na balot. Mega- ulan pa outside. Ok ka lang?  

I covered my ears and pretended na nabibingi ako sa lakas ng sigawan ng mga ViceRylle babies sa live audience.  

Buern:

Nabibingi lang ako. Kasi parang mababasag na ang eardrum ko sa kakasigaw ng mga otaw!  

Archie:

Oh! Understanding kita Mame... Ganyan talaga pag senior na, mahina na ang treshold sa noise! Hahahaha!  

Siniko ko si Archie and felt relieved that he didn't pursue his questioning. I signaled to him and told him that I going out first para magyosi. I needed to relieve the sensation that's building up inside me.  

Once i got of out of the studio building, I took out a pack of cigarette from my pocket. Kaso hindi ko pala nadala ang lighter ko. Kaya I ended up standing outside watching the rain holding a yosi pack.

Nagulat na lang ako when someone tapped me from behind. It was Sydney, K's friend.  

Sydney:

Buern, what are you doing out here? Nagmomoment ka ba dyan?  

Buern:

Oy Sydney! Magyoyosi sana ako eh, kaso naiwan ko pala yung lighter ko sa bag ko. Kaya eto, tuleley sa ulan.  

Sydney:

Ohhh pasensya ka na ha. Hindi rin kasi ako smoker eh. I quit na a couple of years ago. Kasi etong si K, araw-araw akong pinapadalhan ng audio-visual presentation tungkol sa hazzards of smoking. Hahaha!  

My eyes lit up when I heard Karylle's name again. Damn it! I really have to stop doing this.  

Buern:

Audio-visial presentation talaga ha? Eksaherada talaga yan si Kurba  

Sydney:

True. Once she set her mind on something, hindi nya talaga tatantanan! Ganyan sya kafocus. Mala-Gabriela yan! Hahahaha!  

Buern:

Hahaha! Naghihimagsik ba?  

Sydney:

Say mo pa! Grabeng driven yang friend ko na yan. That's how she shows her affection to her friends and love ones. Kaya nga ang swerte ni Yael.  

With the mere mention of that name, my head went on abuzz!

Here I am thinking of possibilities with Karylle. Here I am getting jealous of Vice for having her tonight. Oo nga pala... meron pa nga palang isa pa akong dapat isipin- si Yael. Gandang gabi talaga sa 'yo Buern!