Part 10
At a young age my eyes swallowed page after page of an illicitly acquired copy of the Kamasutra from cousin Amy's library.
The eroticism spread in those glossy pages and all the morning dew it sprung from this young Poet, couldn't prepare me for what ensued from Mario's mouth.
Looking around for a Crockett and Tubbs Miami Vice sting to spring up, Mario wore a paranoid personality.
Looking through my shades and in my give me the story motherfucker, I've had a rough night attitude, I bit my tongue and as docile as I could I said "Chill dude."
I had never been more aware than ever that Mario needed me to be his Fort Knox. He needed to deposit his guilt as if telling me would afford him absolution.
Was he trying to shorten his time in purgatory or have the elections of his eternal campaign swayed? Either way his tithes would fill the pages of my new dog Pulitzer.
"Dude she wears no panties, before we left the bar she let me know. Fuck she's a wild one."
If he only knew that she had given us all a peak at her pink on her way out the door last night.
Mario drives the typical midlife crisis kind of car small, sexy and German.
"Did you take her on your sled or did she trap you into her Rover?"
Bewildered he looked at me. "How did you know we left in her car?"
Mario feeling sloppy with his indiscretion started to tap his fingers on the table or maybe the jolt of the watered down coffee was hitting him.
Either way our cats cage was rattled.
If I didn't calm my muse down, I wouldn't get the combination to the vault. And so I began to smooth out his rough edges.
"Great night last night, you got taken by Barbie in the Barbie mobile. Did you swing from the tree tops Tarzan and was Jane all she could be?"
"I got in her car the Julio was kicking my ass but the tunes on that Rover kept me chasing her tail."
"We live in the same neighborhood. As soon as we got to the guard house I had to scoot down, all the guards know me, for god's sake I'm on the board of trustees."
"Quickly she drove into her garage, she lives on the first house on the left. I was holding my breath till the garage door closed."
"How could I feel like I'm in enemy territory in such a familiar place. Shit dude I walk my dog up and down her block."
"Maybe because you did cross enemy lines, she is your neighbor and she's married."
"Yeah but the sex!"
"She ripped my shirt off, there wasn't a button left on it."
"We couldn't make it past the foyer, I nailed her to the wall as quickly as I wiped my feet on her welcome mat."
"Gravity didn't exist for all of me held all of her on that wall. This Goya wasn't going anywhere, delirious screams cemented her to me."
"She sunk her canines into my shoulder and drew blood. I raised my gaze at her and snarled as I fixed my eyes on hers."
"I chased her gaze to the door on the left, I knew she wanted me to carry her there."
"Every shade of grey adorned this room."
"The sheets had a high sheen reflecting the moon light that was coming through the glass blocks at the far wall on the left were the shower stall was."
"I couldn't make out how the ceiling had a hint of natural light. At first I thought it might have been a skylight. My jaw dropped when I realized the ceiling was mirrored."
"As I slammed her on the bed my senses took the room in."
"Thrusting my life in and out of her, I was drinking it all in."
"I couldn't get enough of her. I had been intoxicated before, now I was poisoned by every atom of her constitution."
"I was going to town guided by carnal instinct. With every thrust she would stare into my eyes unblinking for what seemed to be two eternities. Her eyes wouldn't blink, I was mesmerized."
"Headlights approaching the driveway on the other side of the shower has a way of bringing you back from the outer edges of the stratosphere."
"She noticed I tensed up and in a pleasured tone said "Don't worry about a thing." That freaked me out even more."
"My fight or flight choices diminished when I heard the peculiar sound of wrangling keys penetrating the key hole."
"I don't know what was louder the creaking of the door opening or the screams of my heart telling me to jump out the window."
"None of this would matter after I heard the words he uttered."
"She's a tiger isn't she, it would be a shame to let her go to waste with just one man."
"I gestured to her in a panic. "Who is that?" And she calmly replied "That's my husband."
"He never stepped in the room, from the other side of the half open bedroom door he said "I'm going to make some coffee do you guys want?"
Rubia couldn't keep quiet to save her life. "Yes please" she replied."
"I'm trying to process this and she's in the mood for coffee."
To be continued...
