the signs as actual things i have said
Aries:"Vermont? isn't that in like Canada or something???"
Taurus:"i'm sure that fish sandwich has a great personality"
Gemini:me - "that sounds fucky"
friend - "what does that mean??????????"
me - "fuck"
Cancer:"date the sun. kiss the sun....on second thought don't do that"
Leo:"it is clear what we must do. we have to kink shame our art teacher"
Virgo:"sans with megaton's legs is my new religion"
Libra:"i may have looked in the car mirror while you were gone. but who can blame me, i'm beautiful"
Scorpio:"damn girl who shit in your spaghetti"
Sagittarius:"i want the jolly fat man to slam dunk presents down my chimney"
Capricorn:"everything you touch turns into kink"
Aquarius:"stop tainting papyrus with your dirty porn fingers"
Pisces:"when i'm 34, i'll be living in Toronto, Canada with a few cats and no husband because i'm part lesbian"
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The Other Random Zodiac Book
РазноеPart 2 to my first zodiac book! If you haven't read the 1st one you totally should! But it really doesnt matter what order you read them in just enjoy and have fun!
