Aries: "Gross, kick him in the shins."
Taurus: "Happy sibling day weirdo."
Gemini: "You look really rad in blue."
Cancer: "You missed out on cheerios."
Leo: "My dark circles are so bad it looks like I got hit with a chair....I don't know how that would work either."
Virgo: "Yeah, everyone is really unmotivated."
Libra: "Ahaa! We meet again... Why do I only see you in the bathroom?"
Scorpio: "STOP SCREAMING, it's not that serious. It's a video game calm the hell down. "
Sagittarius: "The dilapidated tree: a documentary by Katie."
Capricorn: "I like your pants."
Aquarius: "No you're an air sign... Yes I know aqua means water."
Pisces: "You look Eggcelent today." *He shaved his head*
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The Other Random Zodiac Book
RandomPart 2 to my first zodiac book! If you haven't read the 1st one you totally should! But it really doesnt matter what order you read them in just enjoy and have fun!