(Oh I swear to you, I'll be there for you, This is not a drive by, Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply, Hefty bag to hold my love, When you move me everything is groovy, They don't like it sue me, Mmm the way you do me, Oh I swear to you I'll be there for you, This is not a drive by) (ok, im done XD)
Aries: WHO THE HELL GAVE THESE ASSHOLES THEIR LICENSE?!
Gemini: *bangs head on horn repeatedly*
Cancer: YEAH FUCKING CUT IN FRONT OF ME BITCH
Leo: HURRY UP GRANDPA IM FUCKING WAITING
Libra: OMFG PUT ON YOUR DAMN TURN SIGNAL YOU IDIOT
Virgo: I DIDNT GIVE YOU FREAKING PERMISSION TO CUT, SIR!
Taurus: FUCK THIS IM RIDING MY BIKE FOR NOW ON
Scorpio: OMG JUST GO FAST YOU CAN GO 45 MILES PER HOUR, AND YOUR GOING FUCKING 2
Sagittarius: OMFG THE LIGHT IS FREAKING GREEN RETARD
Aquarius: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HONKING YOUR HORN AT ME, YOUR THE FUCKING SLOW ONE
Capricorn: OMFG ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND THE LIGHT IS GREEN OMG
Pisces: HURRY UP BITCHES I GOTTA GET MY NAILS DONE!!
(Stole this from zodiac-sign-girl1225 on tumblr XD)
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The Other Random Zodiac Book
RandomPart 2 to my first zodiac book! If you haven't read the 1st one you totally should! But it really doesnt matter what order you read them in just enjoy and have fun!
