How The Signs Deal With Idiots

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How the signs deal with idiots (awkward order ik XD)

Aries:cuts their throat and punches them to the ground

Leo:screams in their face and slaps them around like a little bitch

Sagittarius:psychotically laughing and curses them out with an evil look

Aquarius:stares into their eyes to piss them off and then uses sarcasm and socks their ugly face

Gemini:talks back constantly an pushes them around

Libra:trash talks in their face about them and screams on the top of their lungs

Taurus:quietly holding in anger as they burst into flames showing a different side very scary

Capricorn:acting like nothing happened to give you a hint and then bashes you with cold truth, you fucker

Virgo:analyzing their words to make good comebacks because you're a dumb fuck

Cancer:says shit to annoy you, picking on you, you can't fuck with me

Pisces:manipulates their mind with words that can make you feel like an asshole

Scorpio:puts them in their place aggressively, their voice, and one look will literally fucking kill you

Listen to the song!!!!! X3

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