The Signs in Ikea

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Aries: Playing hide and seek; gets in trouble because of "health and safety" reasons

Taurus: Devouring the meatballs while testing out comfortable beds and couches

Gemini: Posing all of the wooden bendy dolls on the shelves so that it looks like they're doing weird, freaky shit to each other

Cancer: Looking at the nursery items and fantasizing about when they will be able to shop for baby furniture

Leo: Trying out all of the readily assembled display items and taking selfies to put on their Snapchat story

Virgo: Designing their perfect home interior with the simulated computer programs

Libra: Taking a million years to decide whether they should buy a new Ektorp or Klippan; ends up getting a Lapland at the last minute

Scorpio: Watching everyone else get absorbed by the big chain garbage; pulls Aquarius (babyyyy <3) to safety

Sagittarius: Playing with the children in the Smaland childcare area; gets told that they are too tall to be playing there

Capricorn: Loading up on free tampons from the bathroom; they can't resist the savings

Aquarius: Riding the shopping carts like scooters; almost gets kicked out by security but conveniently disappears at the right time

Pisces: Trying to pronounce all of the furniture names; fails; asks a sales rep to tell them what they should buy for their bedroom

~Creds to cancercornastrology on tumblr ;p~

~Fuck you, Rosie XDDD~

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 06, 2018 ⏰

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