Aries: *Breaks alarm clock*
Taurus: wakes up naturaly at, like, 6:30 every day
Gemini: Sleeps through their alarm
Cancer: What? It's morning? I only watched like three episodes...
Leo: With their pet on their face
Virgo: On the floor
Libra: In someone elses bed
Scorpio: Violently, to their uber loud alarm clock
Sagittarius: With a hangover/headache
Capricorn: You can't wake up if you were killed by Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer
Aquarius: By their phone notifications
Pisces: With 16 gallons of coffee
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The Other Random Zodiac Book
RandomPart 2 to my first zodiac book! If you haven't read the 1st one you totally should! But it really doesnt matter what order you read them in just enjoy and have fun!
