Chapter 1-Voldemort

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So in every chapter I think I'll do 5-10ways. So read on...

1. Ask him why he doesn't 'have a cool scar like Harry Potter'.

2. In Death Eater meetings constantly answer any questions he asks with conspiracies on about how he lost his nose.

3. During Death Eater meetings look at him proudly and tell everyone around you that you taught him everything he knows.

4. Tell him that you are going to play a game with him called 'got your nose' but then look surprised and say 'oh wait, you need a nose' and walk away.

5. Draw a lightning bolt scar on his forehead when he falls asleep in permanent  marker.

6. Constantly sing the puppet pals songs as well as quoting the 'Mysterious Ticking Noise'.

7. Remind him to think 'happy thoughts'.

8. Whack him and tell him he had a mosquito on his arm.

9. Decorate all the Death Eaters masks and cloaks with glitter and pink paint as well as enchanting their wands to shoot out glitter and more ribbons whenever they do any spells.


Bonus: annoys both Voldemort and Bellatrix

10. Make hints about him and Bellatrix as well as constantly trying to set them up on dates


~District_Gryffindor

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