1. Mutter 'Pureblood' in disgust whenever near him.
2. Say 'I can't believe Potter' and stop whenever he is within hearing range. Then watch him desperately try to figure out what it is (cause he's actually in love with Harry, Drarry for the win.) as well as watch him start ranting about 'Potter.'
3. Whenever he asks something say 'I volunteer as tribute' or some other muggle reference, then say 'Oh wait, you wouldn't understand such muggle things.'
4. Catapult g-strings at him and have Hermione explain what they are to him.
5. Keep asking him the function of a rubber duck and pelt them at him.
6. At Christmas time follow him with mistletoe and put it on top of him whenever he passes muggle-borns or Harry (insist he told you to do it when Harry asks)
7. Touch his hair and ask if it's real.
8. Get him and Harry landed in detention together.
9. Show him Drarry fanfiction.
10. Send him ferret toy's, pictures etc. You could even send him a real ferret.
Hey guys so I don't know if anyone is even reading this anymore.
~District_Gryffindor
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How To Annoy People In Harry Potter(Fandom Questions Series, Book2)
Random2nd book in series of important fandom questions (and yes I know this isn't really a question but anyways!) Just a bunch of ways to annoy different characters in the Harry Potter universe!
