1. Insist they need a diet and charm their fridge to only give them a certain amount of healthy foo each meal. Do cabinets as well.
2. Send them post on Sunday's. Put it in your post-box yourself or owl them.
3. Compliment Harry.
4. Make the house a mess then, then tell Petunia her house is a mess.
5. Ask Petunia why she isn't a witch.
6. Talk about Dementors.
7. Get them, especially Dudley a pet pig.
8. Say you'll get Vernon a pet pig to 'keep theirs company, oh wait that's just your son Dudley'
9. Threaten pig ears to match the tail.
10. Say anything about magic.
~District_Gryffindor
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How To Annoy People In Harry Potter(Fandom Questions Series, Book2)
Random2nd book in series of important fandom questions (and yes I know this isn't really a question but anyways!) Just a bunch of ways to annoy different characters in the Harry Potter universe!
