1. Pretend to be the angel and devil sitting on people's shoulders by poking your head over each shoulder. Do this especially whenever she is speaking.
2. Owl her long very detailed accounts of your summer holidays, saying how you enjoyed being away from that 'Pink Toad,'
3. Buy her a toad and charm it pink.
4. Change her office from pink to toad green and hang a sign saying 'I made it the perfect habitat for a toad, your welcome.'
5. Walk in front of her singing 'here comes the bride' throwing flower before stopping, looking like you realised something 'oh wait, that would mean someone would want to marry you.'
6. Ask her what gender she is and when she says female say 'yeah right' and walk away. (I mean no offence by this one)
7. Ask if she's related to Trevor.
8. Make constant AVPM references such as:
Ask her about her breakfast foods and say to everything 'I don't believe you, you can only eat protein shakes, falcon eggs and rocks.'
9. Send her Weasley Wizard Wheezes merch.
10. Offer her S.P.E.W membership's.
~District_Gryffindor
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How To Annoy People In Harry Potter(Fandom Questions Series, Book2)
Random2nd book in series of important fandom questions (and yes I know this isn't really a question but anyways!) Just a bunch of ways to annoy different characters in the Harry Potter universe!
