Your kid says "I hate you" (Liam and Zayn)
Liam- your daughter Natalie had been boy crazy lately and Liam was getting frustrated.
"What if she gets pregnant?" He said in a panic as she was about to leave on her fourth date this week.
"Liam calm down, we've met the boy he seems nice." Just then Natalie skipped down.
"Eric should be here any minute." She gushed and Liam tensed up.
"I thought his name was Dylan?" He asked angry.
"Dylan was to nice, I like bad boys." She said and the doorbell rang. She squealed and answered it revealing a boy with a lip piercing, tattoo wearing a leather jacket. He basically looked like a greaser with piercings and tattoos.
"Hey sexy, you ready?" He asked and Natalie nodded.
"Hold the fuck up!" Liam yelled. He walked to the door.
"Eric is it?"
"Yeah yeah, but you can call me E dog. I'll call you Payne train." Eric said.
"No, you can call me Mr. Payne." He said looking very intimidating.
"Calm down P, I just wanna take hot lips to the mountain."
"Mountain?"
"Yeah you know, make-out point." Eric said winking at Natalie.
"Come on hot lips."
"Yeah her names Natalie but you can call her never!" Liam yelled and slammed the door in his face.
"Dad!!"
"I'm protecting you."
"God, I hate you!" She yelled at him. Liam stood shocked.
"Liam, she doesn't hate you." You tried to comfort him.
"Yes she does, but she'll thank me later." He said heading to the bedroom where you know he cried his self to sleep.
Zayn- Zayn and you were reading some old things on twitter and laughing when your daughter, Megan came downstairs.
"Mom, dad?"
"Hey baby, what's up?" You said.
"Could I go to the movies?" She asked.
"Uhhh, with who?" Zayn asked eyeing her.
"You know, Anna, Erica, Stacy, Natasha, Zac, Alyssa, Morgan.."
"Woah, Zac? Isn't that the kid that asked you out?" You said and she glared at you.
"Someone asked you out!?!" Zayn asked shocked.
"Yeah..."
"What did you say?"
"I said no."
"Then why is he going to the movie?"
"Because I told him that you said I can't date, but I like him..."
"No, you can't go." He said bluntly.
"Why!?!"
"Because I said no."
"Ugh I hate you!"
Zayn- "no you don't"
Megan- "YES I DO! You give me no freedom!"
Zayn- "you're only 14!"
Megan- "uncle Liam had sex at 14 and I can't even date!"
Z- "you're not helping your argument."
M- "why can't you just let me go!"
Z- "because I don't want you to get hurt!"
"Dad, you have to let me make mistakes. You have to let me get hurt so I learn. Because if I get hurt now at least I have you guys to help me and then if I get hurt again I know how to fix it. But I get hurt when I'm older I won't have you guys to help and I won't know how to fix it." She walked up to Zayn and hugged, "you have to let me free and if I get hurt I get hurt. If I make a mistake so be it. But I'll learn from it. Then I'll be smarter like my daddy that I love so much." She said.
"Awww, I love you too baby. But you're still not going."
"Ugh, it was worth a shot." She said walking up to your room and you just laughed.
"She's going to be an actress." Zayn said pulling you close to him.
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