Buying condoms
Louis- you and Louis were watching a movie but he didn't want to. His hand started traveling up your thigh and you let out a quiet moan then attached your lips to his neck. You both ended up in the bedroom in a make out session. He walked to the side dresser drawer.
"Are you fucking serious?" He whined.
"What?" You questioned.
"We're out." He said putting on his shoes.
"Where are you going?" You questioned.
"To buy some!" He yelled behind him. About half an hour later Lou came back.
"It's about fucking time." You complained. Then you saw him with two full bags of condoms.
"Really?"
"Well the fans were saying that I was buying condoms for me and Harry so to prove I'm not gay. We're going to need a full box tonight." He said before grabbing you and attacking your neck.
Harry- you were making dinner when harry called you.
"Hello?" You said.
"Hey babe, do we have condoms?" He asked. You walked to your bedroom seeing the empty box.
"No we're out."
"Okay what kind should I get?"
"What?"
"Well, I can get the normal ones or these ones have ridges on them and this one vibrates and these are thinner and-"
"Harry!"
"Yeah?" He asked.
"Get whatever you want."
"I'm getting the ridges and vibrating ones... Large obviously."
"Goodbye Harry." You said giggling and hanging up.
Niall-
"Niall, I don't want to do this." You complained walking in the store.
"But I want to do you." He said being cheeky.
"Well then hurry up." You said.
"(Y/N)?" You turned and saw your ex walking towards you.
"Hey." He said and Niall groaned. Your ex wouldn't shut up so finally Niall but in.
"Sorry buddy but I have to go make her scream louder than you ever could."
"Niall!" You yelled.
"See." He said and walked to the check out.
Liam-
"Babe, the fans are going to see and management will kill me." Liam groaned.
"We don't have to babe." You said quietly and kissed his jaw making him let out a throaty moan.
"God, what have you done to me." He said frustrated. He grabbed your hand and pulled you to the car and drove to the nearest store.
"Okay, quickly in and quickly out. Good?" You said and you both put your hoodies on. Liam walked inside with you and grabbed the box walking to the check out.
"Hi how are-" the checker said but froze, "Liam Payne!" She screamed and he blushed.
"Hi." He said shyly.
"You are my idol I love you! You taught me to be responsible and respect myself and-" she looked down and saw the condoms.
"And you're growing up." She laughed. He nodded and paid and quickly ran away.
Zayn- you had surprised Zayn on tour and things got heated in the hotel very fast.
"Wait." He said pulling away for your lips.
"What?" You questioned.
"I don't have any condoms." He said.
"Zayn!"
"What?! I didn't know you were coming?" He defended.
"Well, now what?" You questioned.
"We could go buy some." He said and you agreed. You drove to the closest shop and bought what you needed and made it home.
"I don't think anyone saw." Zayn said kissing you. After a long, pleasing night you woke up and checked your phone and saw three trends with your name.
#(Y/N)ridethatzayntrain
#Zaynand(Y/N)gettinNaughty
#ZaynMake(Y/N)Scream
You laughed and shook Zayn.
"Yeah babe." He said.
"I think they saw"
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