RANTT

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Okay hey guys so sorry but I need to rant about this because multiple people have been doing this on these preferences but this one put me over the edge and you know exactly who you are. So basically I don’t give a fuck what fandom you belong to, arianators, directioner, janoskianator, selenators, beliebers, swifties, rushers, mahomies I don’t care that’s your choice alright. However these are One Direction preferences, written by a directioner so I assume you would have to like One Direction to be reading these. So when you comment on MY book about how Harry is a womanizer or a manwhore, or how Niall doesn’t belong in the band, that you hate Zayn’s decisions or that Louis can’t sing for shit (haven’t gotten any about Liam because if I did I would delete this book and uninvited you all to my sweet sixteen) that fucking pisses me off. Let me just say, how dare you. How dare you call yourself a directioner and say nasty things like this. Also once again these are MY preferences. I take the time to write them, I also take the time to try and get to know all you readers on a personal level and actually I’ve gotten to know a lot of you and it’s great! Back to my point, I take time out of my busy ass day (school, homework, work.) to write these for you guys. I try to make them the way you all want. So if I give my opinion about a celebrity or write something weird I don’t want all the comments to say “You’re fucking stupid” “Are you blind” “Get a life” and the always wonderful “If you think that fucking die” So if you don’t like what I write I apologize but if another person comments about how bad the boys are I swear I will flip my shit on you. So here we go,

HARRY ISN’T A FUCKING WOMANIZER HES A LITTLE KID THAT TWEETS ABSOLUTE SHIT AND LAUGHS AT HIS OWN KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

LOUIS IS A FUCKING ANGEL!!! HIS VOICE MAKES ME WANT TO DIE BECAUSE IT’S SO DAMN PERFECT AND IF YOU THINK HE SINGS BAD YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF

NIALL BELONGS IN THIS BAND MORE THAN ANYTHING! WHAT ARE WE IN 2010 BETTER GO GET A FUCKING CARROT AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR EYE

ZAYN IS PERFECT!! HE MAKES DECISIONS PROABABLY THE BEST OUT OF THE BAND AND SOME MIGHT NOT BE SO GOOD BUT YOU KNOW WHY??? BECAUSE HES IN FUCKING LOVE HES WHIPPED AND IT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

LIAM IS A PUPPY

Thank you and have a wonderful day

Kisses to my bitches!!!

-Kaylee <3

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